#wanna be lily james blonde

[wingedhallows]

is that blood? ; sirius black

pairing: sirius x reader | 0.7k words plot: calling your boyfriend a whore wasn't the smartest thing to do, considering you're a bloodthristy slytherin. prompt: "is that blood? don't worry it's not mine. That's supposed to reassure me?" authors note: hope u like it :)

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They were staring, of course. You brought a hand to your nose, which sat throbbing and probably bloody in the middle of your face. A sour look now on your face.

Your throbbing collarbone irritated you a tiny bit more. With a quick glance you looked at your hands, bloody and dirty. Though they were in that state for a good fucking reason.

“Black’s a total slut though.”

“I know, I bet he’ll dump that slytherin soon enough.” the other nodded her head. You stared at the two, mouth in a straight line. The anger gradually built in your chest as you listened to the girls some more. You had promised Sirius, no fights. Oh, how hard it was to keep that promise right now.

“I might just go for him mys-” she had no chance to finish her sentence as you had made your way over to the two Ravenclaws. With a quick motion you grabbed the back of her head, blonde curls in your balled fist as you yanked her off the bank.

Her body fell to the floor as the girl next to her shrieked, other students watched with wide eyes. 

“You wanna say that again?” you barked. You were never someone to just watch and listen. You were someone who beat the shit out of people.

“You crazy bitch.” she yelled out as without thinking, your fist connected with her face. 

“Oh, I’ll show you what a crazy bitch i am, you fuckin’ cunt.” your hands grabbed her head and slammed it down with as much strength as you were able to produce. With a grunt she kicked at you, catching you off guard. She was on top of you and quickly punched you in the nose. 

“Not my fault your boyfriend’s a whore.”

You saw red as you brought your elbow to her head and with a yell you brought your knee to her stomach. You got up and kicked her a few more times, there she laid, limb and heaving.

“Call him a whore one more time, I dare you.”

She coughed as you leaned over her, a hand held her face. Cheeks squished between your bloody fingers.

“Keep his name out of your filthy mouth.” you spoke, voice deep. Before you left her you took a breath and spat in her face. 

“Bitch.” you whispered.

You made your way to the Gryffindor table, gasping and whispering audible. 

“Yo, isn’t that your girl? James spoke, a finger pointed at you. 

Sirius’ head whipped to your approaching form, eyes wide. You gave him a small smile as you sat yourself down between the two. Lily and Remus, who sat in front of you, didn’t speak.

“Is that blood?” Sirius spoke, holding your hand in his. You chuckled and took the napkin which laid in front of him. 

“Don’t worry, it’s not mine.”

The liquid from his cup made its way down your throat, easing the scratchy feeling. Sirius took the napkin from your hands and began to wipe the blood on your face.

“Is that supposed to reassure me?” he spoke. “What happened?” Moony asked, a hand held out with a piece of chocolate for you to take. With a small smile you accepted. 

“Some Ravenclaws thought it was a good idea to call my boyfriend names.” Sirius sighed and took a closer look at your nose. “Baby, we talked about this.” he paused and scrunched his eyebrows together as he looked at you. 

“There’s no need-”Don’t think for a moment that I won't defend you and I was kind of angry anyway.” you took a bite of the chocolate and raised your hand to stroke his cheek. 

“To defend your honor was just a bonus, pretty boy.”

Sirius just chuckled and gave your bruised nose a tap. “Ow!” you whined as you slapped his shoulder shortly after. 

“Let’s go to Madam Pomfrey’s, that is definitely broken.” 

“You pretty little minx.” He planted a kiss on your cheek as he took your hand in his. “Thank you for defending my honor, love.” you smiled and planted a kiss on his lips. 

“Always.”

Just as you two walked off you could hear James talk to Lily.

“Lily Pad, would you fight-”No, Potter.”

[lily-0f-the-v4lley]

Intro Post! <3

hi loves! here's my intro post!

Lily Evans || 18 || She/Her || Gryffindor || Headgirl! || Animagus || Pansexual <3

Likes: Reading, painting, flowers, the sun, potions, listening to music, cats, baking, hogsmeade trips, and hanging out with friends!

Dislikes: Anyone who's mean to my friends, homophobes, rascist, transphobes, ableists, misogynists, etc.

People I know:

Bestieee (Mary): @ur-fav-macdonald

Crazy cool chaser, also bestie (Marlene): @marls-meadowes

Super sweet and very nice (Alice!!): @cue-alice

My fav weirdo (Pandora): @pandoras-box-of-love

my childhood best friend and fellow potions enthusiast (Sev): @sev-princely-snape

Platonic soulmate <3 (Remus): @inkstainedmoons

LITERALLY GODDESS (Dorcas): @its-a-dork-cas

Name stealer's boyfriend (Barty): @batty-barty-crouchjr

The better Black brother/ my other boyfriend hehe <33 (Reg): @reggie-the-starboy

My source of anxiety/ my boyfriend <33 (James): @antlers4brains

Inbred (Sirius) : @whyso-s1rius

BADDIE😈 (Pete): @freaky-lil-wormy

Name stealer (Evan): @who-killed-rosie

Snake lady/Reg and Sirius's cousin (Narcissa): @blackrosecissa

Narcissa's sister (Bellatrix): @thrivinginchaoss

ANDY!!!: @st4rgirl-andy

Barbie blondie: @blonde-barbie-boy

Drug dealer: @followthewhiterabbitxeno

quidditch captain who I'm pretty sure both my boyfriend's would leave me for: @not-long-bottom

ooc: my main is @percyweasleyapologist, if you wanna join the rp, contact @maybe-an-rp :)

[biggestsimponhere]

#16 with James Potter 🤭🤭

Quidditch flirting - James potter x f!reader

Warnings - none? unless you count awful flirting

The game had been going great. As captain of the ravenclaw team it was your job to make sure you led your team to victory. Gryffindor was always hard to beat but your team was good. You’ve trained them to be good. You and James hurl insults at each other everytime you fly past each other. It wasn’t unnatural for the two of you to be arguing as you typically did. Grabbing the quaffle you speed past him heading for the hoops. He shouts as you manage to get it in. Laughing loudly as it’s announced that the ravenclaw seeker caught the snitch.

Flying back down to the safety of the ground you run over to your team, cheering loudly. James and his team land on the ground soon after and you call over to them. “Just so you know you’re all invited to Ravenclaws victory party” You shout loudly. The team cheers while James just flares at you and rolls his eyes. Once you’re cleaned up you head up to your dorm to change. Changing through several dresses you finally decide on a dark blue mini dress. Smoothing it over and fixing up your hair you head downstairs. The party’s in full swing, everyone practically all over, drinking and dancing.

You spot someone you didn’t expect to see after the look he gave you, but James Potter was there. Sitting on the sofa with a girl draped over him. You roll your eyes and head over to the drinks. Pouring yourself a cup and quickly downing it you sigh as the warmth fills you. Someone taps your shoulder and you turn to see a familiar redhead. “Lily!” You shout happily as you wrap your arms around her. She beams at you as she hugs you back. “I noticed you’re not without your usual bothersome creature” She laughs at the fact that James isn’t stalking you currently. “Last I saw him he had some blonde draped over him” You say downing another cup.

“I’m sorry” She says pouting slightly at the look on your face. “It’s nothing, it’s not like we’re together, he’s just an annoying pest” You say grumpily. Looking back over towards him you see him searching the room, presumably for something. You turn away as sirius approaches and you turn to talk to him. After a few minutes of idly chatting you hear someone shout that everyone’s going to play a game. Unfortunately you weren’t able to hear what game exactly before being dragged into the circle. Looking down at the table you groan as you realize exactly what they want to play. Sitting perfectly in the middle of the table is an empty bottle of firewhiskey.

“Oh great” You say rolling your eyes at their antics. “Come on l/n, scared you’re gonna have to kiss Potter?” Barty says from your side. You’re not even sure when he got here but you’re certainly regretting his presence. “I’m not afraid of anything” You shoot back, joining the circle. The bottle spins, Mary kisses Lily, called it. Lily then kisses Remus on the cheek. Remus kisses regulus. Spin. Regulus kisses James. James spins. The bottle lands on you. You breathe out a heavy sigh as you look up at him. “I would rather kiss the giant squid in the black lake” You groan. “Stop saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you” James says as he moves closer.

“Really? That’s what makes you want to kiss me?” You question as he brings his face in front of yours. “I would kiss you anytime, anywhere, no matter the circumstances” He whispers before he leans in and kisses you deeply. As soon as the kiss is done you pull away quickly. Brushing past the crowd as your face warms. Making it out of the common room you breathe a sigh of relief as you reach the prefects bathroom. Rushing in you sit on the bench, thinking about what just happened. Barely even five minutes after you had made it into the bathroom the door swings open. James. Of course he would come after you.

“Was i that bad a kisser?” He jokes as he sits beside you. You drop your head into your hands as you groan. “It- no” You say into your hands. “What was that?” He teases you. “No it wasn’t a bad kiss, what does it matter though? I saw that girl draped over you” You say looking away from him. “Rylie?” He questions. “I don’t know her name” You groan as you shove your face back into your hands. “I don’t like rylie, l/n, surely you know that?” He says as he pulls your hands away. You shake your head as he forces you to make eye contact with him. “I like you” He says firmly. “What?” You whisper in shock. “You. I’ve always liked you, that’s why i tease you” He says smiling. You laugh at his nonsense before pulling him in for another kiss. “Good thing i like you too huh Potter?”

[shiftingtomydrs]

Introduction Marauders Dr-Self

Name: CR Name

Birthdate: 1960 (CR day and month)

Physical Looks: Hiplength golden blonde hair, bright blue eyes, 160cm (5'2) tall

Celebrity Lookalike: Ive been told I kinda look like Avril Lavigne when she was younger by one (1) person but since thats the only celebrity ive ever been told I look like lets go with that

Aesthetic: Light Academia mixed with Cottage Core

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (havent scripted it but thats what the official test said so we'll see)

Backstory: I went to Uagadou (wizarding school in Uganda) the first 4 1/2 school years and then did 6 months at the brazilian school Castelobruxo in an exchange program. For my 6th year I transferred to hogwarts cos my family moved to the uk.

Animagus Form: Doe

Special Trait (every animagus has a physical special thing for recognition): Blue eyes

Patronus: Doe

s/o: James Potter

Hobbies: Reading, Horse Riding, Violin, Baking & Cooking, I used to do rhythmic gymnastics when i was younger so im really flexible

Blood status: Muggleborn

Languages I speak: Spanish, German, English, Portugese, Luganda

Changes to canon:

Voldemort does exist but he gets killed before he really gets a big threat.

Lily and James obviously dont end up together

Peter isnt a traitor

idk i think thats it

Dumbledore isn't evil

Random Stuff:

Houses can enter each others common room when invited (i doubt james would care if its allowed or not, but i care haha)

I wanna work in the mystery division in the ministery after hogwarts cos it sounds neat (idk if you have to like sign an nda or smth but since this one death eater who worked there was able to yap about it to voldemort it cant be an unbreakable vow)

I have an american accent in english (cos i have an american one in my cr too haha didnt wanna change that)

I'll prolly add to this but i cant think of anything else spontaneously

Thats it for now :) if you have any questions pls feel free to ask them in the asks, reblogs or replies!

[the-l0ser-st4r]

ok so i really wanna get into marauders fandom but idk how you get all the info abt the characters? bc ive like NEVER heard of some of them before. idk if that makes sense but could you help me out?

OH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME I LOVE TALKING ABT THEM.

basically, when I joined, I knew about the marauders (Peter, James, Sirius, and Remus + lily) but never really much about anyone else.

I got all my marauders things from Pinterest, but I think if you just send asks in people's ask boxes, maybe you'll find answers?

here's MY overveiw (+ some headcanons):

Marauders:

James: desi, has adhd, the deer and sirius' best friend. Parents are Effie and Monty (ephemia and fleamont), the sunshine one who's secretly very depressed, AKA: prongs, pansexual

Sirius: the dog, MAJOR family trauma, SO PALE, ran to james' house when he was 16, the rebellious child, always in a leather jacket, AKA: padfoot or pads, has hemophilia, bisexual

Remus: the werewolf, Welsh, tan, VERY TALL, has executive functioning disorder, studies very hard and isn't naturally smart like most people think he is, gayyy

Peter: the rat, he's extremely protective of his friends and will hurt anyone who messes with them, amazing baker, has amazing prank ideas, everyone thinks he's the odd one out but he's not, panromatic and asexual

The Valriykins (that's not how you spell it but I'm a bad speller):

Lily: Scottish, needs academic validation to survive, lesbian, will destroy anyone who hurts her friends

Mary: black (mixed), in love with lily, amazing cook, (I don't rlly have that many hcs for her sadly)

Marlene: Her and Sirius are besties, the blonde haired rockstar girlfriend lesbian basically, amazing at makeup, has sooo many pins on her leather jacket, will do sirius' makeup, desi

Slytherin Skittles:

Barty: italian, dyed the front strands of his hair green cause he overheard Evan saying he liked people with dyed hair, a little insane, gayyy

Evan: Melanesian, twin named pandora, trans ftm, (don't have many headcanons for him either :/)

Dorcas: lesbiannn, black, will beat up anyone who hurts her friends, in love with Marlene, always has beads and things in her braids (no more headcanons for her either :(()

Regulus: GAY, has hemophilia, insomniac, front strands of his hair are white (born w/them), trans ftm

Pandora: Melanesian, can see visions in sleep (people's deaths, stuff like that) so she doesn't sleep, but that causes the visions to come during the day, makes crazy potions for fun, adhd, very clumsy but very sweet, panromatic and asexual, has pastel beads in her braids

ANYWAYS I HOPE THAT I SOMEHOW HELPED

:333

(and very sorry if I didn't :(()

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

ST. JAMES MIDDLE SCHOOL--AFTERNOON.

Lily is at her locker, grabbing her things in preparation for going home at the end of the school day. Her friend Priscilla is leaning on the locker next to her, scrolling through her phone.

Priscilla: "Better hurry up if you wanna catch the bus, Lils."

Lily (smirking as she zips up her backpack): "No need. One of my moms is coming to pick me up and told me to wait here until she arrived. Although, it IS about 5 minutes past when she said she'd be here..."

She looks down at her phone, scrolling through her messages while turning herself towards Priscilla. Suddenly, a commotion ensues near the school entrance, and loud music starts being played. Lily looks up to see many students in that area freeze in confusion and skepticism, as well as...

Lily: "Oh no."

Priscilla: "What?"

Lily (sighing, dropping her head): "You'll see..."

Leaning past Lily, Priscilla catches sight of what Lily saw: Sasha, resplendent in black leather jacket, aviator shades, medium-length dress, and flowing blonde locks, is making her way down the hallway towards them in an exaggerated slow-motion swagger, nodding her head and shooting the occasional finger gun at several of the staring students. Behind her, Marcy is holding up a large boombox, blaring out Queen's "Cool Cat" for the entire school to hear. At length, the two of them reach Lily's locker just as the song fades out. Sasha leans against the other locker next to Lily with one hand. Priscilla is doing her best to stifle a giggle.

Sasha: "Hey, Lilly! Ready to head home with your SUPER-cool moms?"

Lily (hand over her eyes with her forehead scrunched up): "...why are you the way that you are?"

Sasharcy get an earful from Anne when she comes home and Lily tells her what her (Anne’s) wives did to embarrass her (Anne’s) “beloved oldest daughter”.

After the aquarium field trip incident, Anne tries to make sure Lily’s rep isn’t damaged by either of the Trio however she does know understand her parents when they did embarrassing stuff in front of her classmates

[flowerpottlady]

Misty

Day 11 of July’s @jilymicrofics! This will go up on ao3 once this attack ends :(, but enjoy this sweet moment now!

Jily + Harry featuring very light blackinnon (because yes, I am above the age of 30 and I fell for that way too hard 15 years ago, and I will forever try to incorporate just a little bit of it into my stories ❤️)

And just to throw this out there, while it may be annoying that we can’t access ao3, this site is run by volunteers- for free. Show them our love.

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“Pads?” Marlene popped her head into the living room, her frizzy blonde hair more wild than he had ever seen - tied back into a lazy bun, portraying how exhausted she truly was. “Do you wanna come in now?”

It had been more than an hour since the screaming had ended, replaced by a squeaking wail and a hushed awe throughout Godric’s Hollow. It was past midnight now, the first of August, and his best friends were now parents.

“Yeah… uh yup.” He stood up, and smiled weakly at Marlene, “is it… like all cleaned up and everything now?”

Marlene laughed then, her blue eyes twinkling and more full of life than he had ever seen. “Yeah… it’s safe for boys.”

He wiped his palms off on his jeans, nervously shoving his hands in his pockets.

She moved closer, her hand on his shoulder. “As scared as you are right now,” she began, “they are worlds more scared. We have to be there for them.”

His eyes softened then, unable to even fathom becoming a parent at twenty years old, “I know… of course I know that Mar.”

Marlene smiled, huge and radiant, “wait till you see him.”

Sirius took her hand, charging the way back up stairs and towards where he knew James and Lily’s room to be. He knocked twice, until James' weak voice welcomed him in.

The sight shocked him, Lily planted in the middle of her bed, propped up by pillows - looking as white as ever, her hair pulled back in a loose twist, pulled over her shoulder. She was wearing James’s sweater, the same one she had pulled from his trunk in October of seventh year, and has yet to return. Despite how worn out she seemed, the softest smile was spread across her face, a glow that Sirius had never seen upon another person. Her eyes were trained upon James, sitting on the edge of the bed - and a lump grew in Sirius’s throat as he took in the bundle of blankets in his best friend’s arms.

“Sirius… hey,” Lily said, looking up at him, as Marlene rushed back to her side - picking up a glass of water and holding it to her lips.

“Mama dear,” Sirius laughed nearly in disbelief, “how’re you feeling?”

“Better now,” she spoke softly, turning her head back to the bundle in James arms.

Sirius nodded his attention being drawn back to James too, “Prongs… mate.”

James stood up then, carefully cradling his new baby in his arms and walking towards Sirius, tears flowing freely down his face. “Padfoot… this is Harry.”

Sirius stepped closer, peering into the blankets, being greeted with a mess of black hair - a little red face, eyes blinking slowly, his nose small as a button, and his mouth scrunched close. “Merlin, James… he looks just like you.”

“Here sit, hold him,” James said, motioning towards the bed, and Sirius sat delicately on the edge - staring at Lily as if asking for permission to hold her son. She nodded at him, sitting up just a little bit more, and winced in discomfort.

“Hold your arms out…” Marlene came around the bed, “here just like that.” And James was practically shaking with tears as he placed his son into Sirius’ arms.

“Make sure you hold his head… there…”

The lump was back in his throat, misty eyes staring at the infant that two of his best friends had created. He was just so… small. Up until that moment Sirius didn’t even know that a human being could be this small.

“Merlin’s balls…” Sirius said, simply because he was speechless with awe, and he didn’t know what else to say. “I can’t believe you two… you made a fucking kid.”

James could only laugh, sitting beside Lily, leaning against the headboard - his arm around her shoulders. “We made a fucking kid.” He whispered, almost as if he didn’t believe it himself.

“You’ll be his godparents right?” Lily asked suddenly, looking up at Marlene, and then back at Sirius.

Marlene beamed, taking Lily’s head in her hands, and pressing her forehead against her temple. “Of course Lily,” she whispered, and Lily was crying once more.

James looked to Sirius then, “Pads? Will you be his godfather?”

“Definitely…” Sirius said with so much surety. Lily’s hand was over her mouth, her chest heaving with her sobbing. “I’ll do whatever it takes Lily. To protect him.”

Lily leaned over - as much as she could in her weakened state - and placed her arm against his hand. “Thank you, Padfoot.”

Harry peered up at him, his green eyes wide as he took in the new face before him. “He has your eyes Lils,” Sirius said “Merlin I can’t believe he just came out of you.”

Lily laughed then, only to wince in pain, “don’t make me laugh right now, it hurts too much.”

Sirius couldn’t help laughing back - unable to take his eyes off of the newborn. “We’ll have loads of time for that later, won’t we mate?”

[atyd1960]

Marauders era characters ranking

1. Lily Evans

- badass, tragic, academic genius, likes to blow shit up, bi energy, ginger

2. Sirius Black

- he’s a piece of shit but i still love him (love is illogical).

- Great taste in music, stylish, cycle breaker, emotionally incompetent.

3. James Potter

- also a dipshit but I don’t owe you an explanation

- ADHD, morning person, dog person, hilarious, Leo Valdez variant

4. Mary McDonald

- total badass, girls’ girl, trans, loves herself fr, I have a crush on her

5. Marlene McKinnon

- messy, gayest person ever, lowkey a Robin Buckley variant, punk rock, bad ADHD

6. Dorcas Meadowes

- female rage if it was a woman, she has a knife, she loves women, ice on the outside fire in the inside (it makes sense to me)

7. Remus Lupin

- I know it’s way to low I’m sorry he’s top five in my heart😭

- Just like super smart, traumatised in many ways, self esteem issues, fear of being known, fear of being alone, this man needs help and I wanna hug him.

8. Regulus Black

- he’s been through it.

- Tragic, lonely, trapped, confused, abandoned, desperate, gay, emo.

9. Pandora Lovegood/Rosier

- she’s a fairy

- Extremely weird, her body is here but her mind is elsewhere, likes to blow shit up.

10. Alice Fortescue

- not really from the marauders Era but still

- She loves dragons, she can fight with a sword, she’s blonde

11. Frank Longbottom

- he loves his wife, he loves brownies, Frank Zhang variant because I said so.

12. Sybil Trelawney

- Criminally underrated

- weird af, borderline freaky, messy, all over the place.

13. Andromeda Black/Tonks

- OG white sheep of the black family, rebel rebel, sick taste in music (and in men).

14. Xeno Lovegood

- he smokes weed like it’s oxygen, he’s high, he’s weird, he wears skirts.

15. Narcissa Black

- badass bitch, morally grey, cool hair.

16. Emmeline Vance

- I don’t really know her but I love the idea of her

- Lowkey a bisexual menace who listens to true crime podcasts and can’t talk to people and like same girl.

17. Evan Rosier

- I don’t even know that guy but I hate him

18. Bellatrix Black

- Completely insane but in a bad way

- Only reason she’s above Barty is that she has cool sisters

19. Barty Crouch JR

- he’s a psychopath and he owns up to it and I lowkey respect that but gross

20. Peter Pettigrew

- he’s everything that I hate the most about myself and it’s kinda scary

21. Severus Snape

- he’s really not the worst of them I just hate that guy

[toora-loora-toora-loorye-aye]

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Fictkin/System sideblog because I have no original thoughts :3

Hosts name is Grace! (I also use all my kins names), nd I use They/she/star pronouns :3

PRETTY please ask questions I wanna talk more about fictkin stuff giggles!

Alters will post semi-frequently, kind of just shitposting, since irls have our main and are unaware of the FUCKERS in my BRAIN.

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My (Grace's) kins:

#🌟Bea☆ (Bea Bottom, Something Rotten!)

#🔫Mandy☆ (Amanda Young, Saw)

#🌷Audrey☆ (Audrey, Little Shop Of Horrors)

#💥Campbell☆ (Campbell Bain, Takin' Over The Asylum)

#🧪Lars☆ (Lars Pinfield, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire)

#🍰Delia☆ (Cordelia, Falsettos)

#🧡Bingo☆ (Bingo Heeler, Bluey)

#☕️Muriel☆ (Muriel, Good Omens)

#📓Pete☆ (Peter Spankoffski, Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

#🔥Nimona☆ (Nimona)

#🧋Emma☆ (Emma Perkins, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

#🔋Connor☆ (Connor, Detroit: Become Human)

#🌸Bea☆ (Bea Bottom, Something Mythical! AU)

#🔥🗡Karlach☆ (Karlach, Baldurs Gate 3)

#💗Sweetheart☆ (High-school Sweetheart, In Trousers)

#🍄Ellie☆ (Ellie Williams, The Last Of Us)

#👑Ella☆ (Ella Ashmore, Cinderellas Castle)

#⛓��Vi☆ (Violet, Arcane)

#🐾☆ - Cat otherkin posting

#🦌☆ - Deer otherkin posting

#🦦☆ - Otter otherkin posting

#🐤☆ - Duck otherkin posting

#🪽☆ - Angel otherkin posting

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Kinsidering:

Hannah Foster (Black Friday/Hatchetfield)

Jo March (Little Women)

John Watson (Sherlock & Co.)

Colombia (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Elphaba Thropp (Wicked)

Maurice Moss (The IT crowd)

Paulette Bonafontè (Legally Blonde The Musical)

Barbie (Barbie 2023)

Pearl (Steven Universe)

Sinep (DND oc) (yes. Yes I know.)

Nicole (Bistro Huddy) (YES I KNOW.)

Orla McCool (Derry Girls)

Tatiana Slozhno (Spies Are Forever)

System Members:

Audrey, Aziraphale, Bandit, Bea, Chappell, Cynthia, David, Dick, Honey, James, Jamie, Larry, Lex, Lily, Orin, Remus, Rose, Sydney, Tinky, Veronica, Will, L ♡

So in short: too many/silly

[qu1cks1lversb1tch]

Some of my Marauders era/Harry Potter Headcanons

Professor McGonagall was considered a patient teacher until the Prewett twins and the Marauders, so when the Weasley twins and Prongslet started Hogwarts, she just knew it would be a chaotic repeat of events.

"Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time."

Of course, we can't forget Ron. He was just as much Gideon and Fabian as Fred and George, but to a lesser degree.

He's brilliant and gets a lot of hate for always making Hermione cry (which im totally not ignoring)

Ron is an important part of the trio, even if the movies do kinda portray him as a replaceable, dickish, himbo, carrot top cunt, who purposely hurts Hermione.

THAT'S OUR FOODIE GINGER SNAP BABY RONALD, OKAY!?!?!???

We respect him in this household, even if we sometimes wanna kick his ass so hard he begins to think he's Viktor Krum.

REMUS LUPIN FOLDS HIS SOCKS

He did it as a child and a teenager, but he carried the habit into his adult life. It made him feel in control of something in his life.

James was Sirius's first kiss

Sirius was James's first kiss

Strictly platonic first kiss between a couple of bro's

It happened second year.

"Its not gay, Wormtail, we had socks on."

Peter was terrified of rats before he discovered his animagus was a rat

If Regulus Black was an animagus, he'd be a black cat, for obvious reasons

Speaking of Regulus Arcturus Black, we stan that dramatic emo bitch in this household <3

He was just like Sirius, but in his own way and he catches so much shit because he was a death eater and did bad things.

Before he was marked, he was a boy who wanted to make his family proud. After he was marked, he wanted to escape.

He defected to the good side, but he died before Sirius could know the good thing he had began. He was just a boy.

Draco heard stories from his mother about Regulus and based many of his best traits after his cousin.

He treated house elves with respect, mostly when Lucius wasn't around to influence him. When he had nothing to prove.

He didn't care if they were like Dobby or Kreacher

He simultaneously hated his father and wanted him to be proud, so he took the dark mark at sixteen

Much like Regulus did

He also wanted to defect. He didn't want to be a killer. He didn't want to die.

He was just a boy.

Hermione carried on the soul of Regulus

I will die on that hill.

She was born a few months after he died and they were very similar, except for the obvious differences (blood status, house, family life, you get the gist)

We all know about S.P.E.W.

Regulus would've been the FIRST official member if he had been alive

Lily introduced her pureblood friends to muggle fashion

In fifth year when she saw James in a pair of tight pants, she almost fell out right in the middle of Hogsmeade

After that, she forbade Sirius from letting James borrow his clothes ever again

For self-preservation purposes, I like to pretend THE prank never happened. If you know, you know. If you don't, I can't explain or I'll cry

Marlene McKinnon = blonde Sirius with boobs

Hermione, Remus, and Lily are the voices of reason amongst their friends, while also being just as bad as them in a more subtle way

"Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse. . . Expelled!"

BUT ALSO

Snape on fire ring any bells?

I just know James was sitting in the clouds, laughing his ass off while Lily told him to hush

She was also fighting laughter

Revenge often came in the form of a brilliant muggleborn witch

Sirius craves violence. . . And chaos

He would love when witches or wizards got mad, especially at him.

That shit turned him on faster than Remus fresh out of the shower

Sirius and Marlene yelled at eachother like siblings

Meanwhile Remus and Lily were sipping tea like some high society in-laws at Sunday brunch

Sirius LOVED Abba, but refused to admit it, even after Lily caught him singing 'Mamma Mia' under his breath. . . In the middle of class.

I SWEAR I had a point to this. I started writing HCs and then I started rambling??? I could ramble forever, honestly.

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[evrmors]

ORIGINALS.

— MADISON ROBERTS  :   she/her, twenties, the prodigy, girl next door, uptown girl, the do - gooder, overbearing hero complex, piano player, doom magnet. good heart, bad decisions. portrayed by grace van patten. — CALLIOPE WILDE  :   she/her, twenties,  fallen princess, socialite, deadpan snarker, freudian excuse, daddy issues, brainy blonde, bookworm, tennis player, numbed with vodka. portrayed by emily alyn lind. — ZOEY SULLIVAN  :  she/her, twenties, sea glass & mermaids, caressing the petals of every flower you pass, romcoms over horror, excessive lip gloss and popping bubblegum, pink room covered in posters, writing poetry about someone you’ve made eye contact with once. portrayed by taylor russell. — WYATT KING  : he/him, twenties, silver case full of joints, lipstick stains against collars, humor to cope, poetry && casset tapes, film scattered across a messy room, sitting on a roof during a storm, throwing paper airplanes. middle child of a loving, overbearing family. cocky, humble, flirtatious, comic, depressed, adventurous, enigmatic, easy - going. portrayed by nicholas galitzine. — RANDALL WALTON  :  he/him, twenties, love letters on coffee spilled paper, nervous laughter during chaos, waits while you tie your shoe, early mornings vs late nights, stops to pet a dog, be the change you wanna see in the world, quotes shakespeare, late night study sessions. definite mamas boy. portayed by jonathan daviss. —  JASPER HUGHES  :  he/him, twenties, bloody knuckles, holes in the wall, screaming into an empty void, thunderstorms you feel in your chest, the sharp cold of winter, dark circles beneath your eyes, staring at the mirror until your features start to disappear, the mistaken child. portrayed by christopher brinley. —  INDIGO PONCE  :  she/they, twenties, chipped black nails, climbing fences, snug in abandoned buildings, spray paint stained hands, bruised knees, dope & cigarettes, skateboard covered in profanities, dirty converse, a painter staring at a blank canvas, portrayed by maia reficco. —  OSCAR MARTINEZ  :  he/him, thirties, fatal flaw, widow, ex con, book dumb, grumpy bartender, tough shell, hopeless romantic, hidden depths, jerk with a heart of gold. portrayed by danny ramirez.

more muses added on specific thread - based. feel free to request.

CANON / OTHER ON REQUEST.

—  MARISSA COOPER  :  the oc. —  SETH COHEN  :  the oc. —  EMILY FITCH  :  skins uk. —  JAMES COOK  :  skins uk. — PAIGE MICHALCHUK  :  degrassi. — JT YORKE  :  degrassi. — ELI GOLDSWORTHY  :  degrassi. — ALEX NUNEZ  :  degrassi. —  LILIAN THORNHEART  :  bridgerton oc, portrayed by lily james. —  LEVI STORMSON  :  bridgerton oc, portrayed by aaron taylor johnson. —  BENEDICT BRIDGERTON  :  bridgerton. —  COLIN BRIDGERTON  :  bridgerton. —  ANTHONY BRIDGERTON  :  bridgerton.

[tascheterz]

Remus would love Arcane and watch that 10 hour jayce the blacksmith scene daily.

Barty would be an avid BL manhwa reader, but plot twist, fluffy ones.

Peter would love Night at The Museum, he writes jedtavius fanfiction

Sirius would only watch anime if it's AOT, he's still hung up on it.

James is an insufferable Rick&Morty fan

Pandora watches Little Ashes, Kill Your Darlings and Total Eclipse once a month in a single night

Lily is obsessed with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,

Regulus has a Sokka body pillow

Mary obsessively watches Doctor Who, she likes Moffat seasons but she hates the guy so she lies about it

Marlene still watches Legally Blonde tiktoks, she spent too much time thinking if she wanna be her or be with her

Dorcas once cried about otayuri from yuri on ice not being canon

give me a piece of media you think different marauders’ characters would obsessively consume in a modern au 🙏

[neonjulyy]

For the celeb thing, Lily James blonde and also lily James brunette

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[robynlilyblack]

Father like son

Sirius Black x fem! reader

[Requested - see request here]

Summary: Molly and Arthur show up at y/n and Sirius’ house after finding out their daughter is dating their Godson

Warnings: kissing, mentions of sex, Sirius and reader embarrassing Harry

A/n: 1.2k words, reader and Sirius are married

Navigation | Sirius Black Masterlist

“Hey love” Sirius comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around you as he kisses your cheek

You smile knowing what he’s up to “What you up to Siri?”

“Can’t your husband just say hello to you” he answers innocently before proceeding to kiss down your jaw to your neck

You sigh as you abandon your attempts at making lunch, leaning into your husbands kisses. You turn around wrapping your arms around his neck as he smirks lifting you up and onto the counter top nearby, moving in-between his legs as he captures your lips

“You know as much as I love having Harry around, I love having the house to ourselves while he’s away even more” he murmurs into lips planting some kisses along your jaw before moving up to kiss your lips again

It was true, over summers it was hard to get alone time with Harry in the house, luckily for you to he was off to stay at the Weasley’s this weekend

As you deepen the kiss there is a knock at the door “Ugh if that’s the muggle down the street again I’m gonna lose it” Sirius groans reluctantly pulling away heading towards the door as you straighten yourself out

You move back to making lunch as you hear Sirius open the door followed by his voice “Hon, you might wanna come to the door”

Heading to the door your shocked to see Molly and Arthur with a very embarrassed looking Harry and Ginny. Looking over your godson and the girl you notice small red marks on their necks catching on to what you think is going on.

Moving to let them in, they follow you into the kitchen, Sirius moving to put on some tea as Molly and Arthur sits down

“Hi Mr Y/l/n, Mrs Y/l/n” Ginny greets you both

“Hey Auntie Y/n, uncle Sirius” Harry cringes as he speaks nervous about what’s about to happen

“Ginny” Sirius nods smiling between the two teens, “Harry” raising an eyebrow at the boy’s neck, causing the boy to gulp clearly embarrassed

“Hi Ginny, Harry, why don’t you both go outside while we talk to Molly and Arthur”

The teens nod heading to the backdoor but stop as Molly speak “Where we can see you” she points to them, they nod turning red as they walk out

Sirius places the cups of tea on the table, the older couple saying ‘thank you’ as you and Sirius sit down across from them. After a couple of sips Molly speaks

“I’m assuming you know why we are here”

“Judging from the marks on their necks I have a pretty good idea” Sirius chuckles earning a nudge from you

“Did you have any idea your godson and our daughter are an what they call an item?” she enquires

“I mean we knew he had a crush on someone, I mean there was that Ravenclaw for a bit, what was her name again she’s engaged to that blonde guy now, the one that won the tournament a few years ago” Sirius tries to remember

“Cho” you recall

“Oh yeah Cho” he looks over a Molly and Arthur, she doesn’t look very amused while he seems to be hoping this is over soon “Um” he looks to you

“No, we didn’t know they were dating” you clarify

“I think my wife and I were wondering what you wanted to do about it” Arthur speaks up

You and Sirius look at each other, he slides his hand down giving your hand a squeeze letting you know it’s your call

“I don’t have a problem with it so we do nothing” you look at Sirius who nods in agreement “I think it’s great” you grin looking out of the window at Harry and Ginny sitting with each other, Harry rubbing circles with his thumbs on her hands as they smile at each other in their own little world “They seem well suited for each other” you nod to the window

Sirius leans over giving you a kiss on the cheek as he watches his godson, the image reminding him so much of James and Lily “Like father like son” he whispers in you ear

Molly seems to relax and Arthurs lips turn up as he looks at his daughter smiling brightly

“Maybe we got a little carried away when we walked in on them kissing” Molly smiles apologetically “Harrys a good boy but we don’t need grandchildren just yet, especially not from our youngest” Arthur hums in agreement at the last bit

“We can have a talk with Harry about that” Sirius wraps his arm around you

“Please do” Arthur takes a large sip of tea, you bite your lip trying not to giggle at the man’s obvious scarring from the event

“Now that’s settled” Molly’s mood switches a little bit “They do make a handsome looking couple”

“Yeah, although your daughter is out of his league” Sirius chuckles

“Siri” you scold him before agreeing “It is true though” Molly and Arthur even nod a bit before you all start laughing

The laughter catches the attention of the teens, both standing up feeling safe to re-enter the house

“Hi” they shyly smile

“Don’t worry you aren’t in trouble but we are going to have a little chat young lady” Molly pinches Ginny’s cheeks before turning to you and Sirius

“We’ll send Harry back to you later after we’ve had our own chat” Sirius squeezes his godsons’ shoulder

After seeing the Weasleys out, you and Sirius put on your best stern faces as you approach Harry at the dining room table, he looks between you both wide eyed

“We are very disappoint...ted” he starts laughing “Sorry couldn’t do it” you break as well starting to laugh

Harry looks between you both, sighing in relief, it was rare to see you both so serious. After you both compose yourself you take seats across from him

“Look, we are 100% fine with you and Ginny, but if you are going to take your relationship to that level you need to be safe okay. As much as we are never going to let you live this down we don’t want to be great godparents just yet …grand godparents…” Sirius turns to you almost check is that is a thing

“Either way” you shake your head at him “Maybe don’t get hot and heavy in the burrow where they could walk in anytime you know what Mollys like and you almost gave Arthur a heart attack, poor man”

“And maybe learn what a locking spell is on top of that” Sirius adds

Harry nods quickly feeling mortified, cheeks as red as the Weasleys hair “Is there anything else?” he looks between you both

“Have we embarrassed him enough?” you ask

“For now” Sirius chuckles

“Can I head back to burrow?” Harry looks between the two of you

“Yeah we’ll make you some lunch first then you can use the floo network to get back, trust me we want you out of here so me and your godmother can get back to our own private time” Sirius wiggles his eyebrow

Harry makes a disgusted face, you face palm but can’t help but giggle at your husband

“And now I’m done” he concludes standing up walking over to the kitchen

You and Sirius make some lunch for the three of you before saying goodbye as he floos to the burrow. Once hes gone Sirius slithers his arm around your waist “Now where were we” he smirks as he lifts you up onto the table kissing you, picking up where you left off

Sirius pulls back cursing “Shit”

“What?”

“We didn’t make fun of him for falling for redhead”

[prongsiess]

Once again, things my friends have said as incorrect marauders quotes:

James: we should get a hermit crab and call it Henry

Regulus, to Barty and Evan while doing his morning stretches: did you know that you live longer if you’re as flexible as a cat *winks*

Dorcas, looking at Reg zoning out looking at the gryffindor table: apparently cats think about marauders, not goldfish

Remus drunk off his rocker at a quidditch party, slurring his words: marauders for life man!

Peter, having a discussion with Marlene and Mary: I have the world’s most lesbian nails ever

James to Sirius in the Potters’ kitchen: of course not silly, Aslan (my hc name for the Potter’s gold retriever) can’t make dips!

James, showing off his shaved armpits to Marlene: it’s my little feminine trait, I don’t have armpits

Barty in care of magical creatures: hippogriffs are like speedbumps, the faster you run them over the less you feel them

Pandora, dead serious: I would kill Evan before I kill Reginald (my hc for the skittles’ pet snake)

Mary, to Sirius: just remember that I have a kitchen knife in my bag, I’m not kidding

Marlene: hey Minnie! You need to buy teenagers!

Sirius, discouraged that Remus doesn’t seem interested: NOOO I can’t have him but of course I can pick up old hags at madam pudifoots!

Peter: I am 99% banana and 1% wizard

Pandora, arguing with barty about Reginald: he doesn’t get constipated when I FEED HIM, I have magic fingers

Remus: Pompfrey’s my mum

Lily, standing behind Minnie with her arms crossed after Sirius just got detention: you’ve been Minnied

Mary consoling a first year after their first marauders prank: it’s okay the trauma will pass

Evan: my religion is pumpkin juice

Dorcas: me in the Great Hall on the morning that Reginald dies… “DEAR STUDENTS”-

Barty, literally unprompted: that child is postpartum

Marlene: Sirius, be honest, have you ever shoved a tampon up your ass?

Peter: it’s the peterphilia, the cult of my lawless village

Lily, dodging Marls, James, and Sirius trying to hug her after the won a match: do not fucking crust near me

Evan in herbology: if I put too many seeds will my plant overdose???

Remus close to a full moon: when I walk behind you I can smell your trail

Sirius: oh my god PENIS i’m freezing

Dorcas: not as if Barty can find the clit anyways

Regulus crying after he got less than an O: i’m not used to being stupid

Remus, talking about padfoot: I once saw him eat a squirrel and spit out its head

Sirius after any minor inconvenience: fuck school, fuck life, fuck this and someone please fuck me

James, sliding around the commonroom in his socks after accidentally having normal coffee instead of decaf: Lily move over I wanna drift the corner

Pandora: sorry i’m blonde, it’s not my fault!

James, after coming back from the slytherin common room: I’ve decided, slytherins are bipolar!

Sirius, scrutinizing themselves in the mirror: the more I think about it, the more I look like a rhinoceros

(These were all slightly changed to fit the context and some are translated from french as well, but the meanings stay true to the original)

[rmoony12]

Not all guys (or even person) with long black hair are Sirius Black.

Not all brown (or white) guys with glasses are James Potter.

Not all chubby guys are Peter Pettigrew.

Not all tall guys with grandpa clothes are Remus Lupin.

Not all redhead girls are Lily Evans.

Not all black girls with afro are Mary McDonald.

Not all black girls with locks/brades are Dorcas Meadowes.

Not all blonde girls with a rebellious vibe are Marlene McKinnon.

Not all blonde girls with fairy/weirdo vibes are Pandora Lovegood.

Not all guys with short black curly hair are Regulus Black.

Not all guys who dress punk are Barty Crouch jr.

Not all blonde guys are Evan Rosier.

When you comment under people's videos "omg you're so ____ coded!" When the person has nothing to do with the character or the fandom, it's just annoying. Not everything is about the marauders and not everything needs to be tied to the marauders, and that's ok. Calm down and drink some water.

I get that sometimes the vid IS marauders coded, and I do think of commenting, but then I look at the comments and they're full with those kind of comments already, so you know what I do? I DON'T COMMENT THE SAME FUCKING THING. crazy, right? I just like the comment that already said what I thought and move one with my life.

If I really have to, I send said video to my friend and share my "marauders coded" thoughts with her. I promise you that most people don't care that you think they look like a character from Harry Potter that is mentioned ONCE.

If you don't have marauders friends, repost with a note (the notes in reports are back on tt). If you don't wanna do that, share it with me I don't fucking care, just don't flood the poor person on that video with annoying comments.

I think that's it, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

BY THE WAY, LONG BLACK HAIR IS NOT SIRIUS BLACKS ONLY FEATURE!